In a surprising move, Chelsea Clinton has stated that she will be competing in DFC mixed martial arts.
"I have decided that I want to make a play for the DFC Championship. I have been training very hard for this opportunity for years," Chelsea told reporters today. "I have had quite a bit of practice over the years. Practice whipping up on dad's playthings."
Both Hilary and Bill support their daughters decision. "Chelsea has been so selfless all these years, it's time she did something for herself," Hilary had said.
However, the most mystifying moment, was when Chelsea announced her manager. At a press conference earlier today. Chelsea made this statement, "I would like to announce the name of my manager for the DFC Championship run. My manager is none other than disgraced quarterback, Michael Vick!"
When asked what he believed Chelsea's chances were for victory, Mr. Vick said, "Her chances of bringing home the Dog Fighter Championship championship is very high."
When asked why he believed he would make a good trainer, he simply stated, "Chelsea won't get any special treatment because she is a pedigree. I train all my bitches to win, equally."
The DFC could not be reached for comment at this time.
