Hurricane Bill Clinton closes in on Chelsea's Martha's Vineyard wedding

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Blowhard: will Monica be invited to the nuptials?

Martha's Vineyard - (Reuterus): Pyongyang hostage blowhard and prospective father of the bride Bill Clinton is hotfooting it to Cape Cod today.

Widespread media reports claim that's where Chelsea will marry her Goldman Sachs banker fiance Marc Mezvinsky Lewinksy this weekend.

The nuptial site is close to the location of a 1999 cover up where 'George' magazine proprietor John F Kennedy Junior totalled his four-seater Cessna killing himself, his wife and sister-in-law.

And a stone's throw away from where Senator Edward Kennedy accidentally killed Barack Obama's birth mother Mary Jo Kopechne after finding out the Rev Jesse Jackson was the babyfather.

Chelsea's prospective father-in-law Edward Mezvinksy Lewinsky comes with a bit of previous.

In 2001 the former Iowa Democratic congressman was found sentenced to 80 months in jail for a $10 million scam having pleaded guilty to 31 out of 69 speciment charges of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

The bill for cleaning up after 2005 Hurricane Katrina exceeded $50 billion.

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