1) "Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." 2) "Nuclear weapons are fun. I think every good upstanding American without a criminal history should have one or two of them." 3) "I'm a strong supporter of the NRA and I honestly believe, down in the bottom of my heart, that we should all start trying to put "FUN" back in funerals." 4) "'Ref...
Playboy magazine is to include pictures of naked women and cats, as part of its redesign. Its owners have blamed the internet for making mainstream pornographic material freely and readily available to all. Playboy's target audience has drasti...
The percentage of applications for emotional-support animals among pets have gone up 279% from 2011, according to the latest pretty and glittery graph on the internet. "We have seen an increase in emotional-support animals among pet travelers," r...
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...
New York, NY - ABC's hit television show, 'What Would You Do?' has enjoyed years of ratings success by setting up awkward hidden-camera scenes in public, to see how the masses of humanity would react. Usually, the show likes to shed light on bullying...
Tokyo, Japan - Well, it finally happened - Magu, the lovable fluffy cat that loves to jump into any box he can find for his Youtube audience, was finally returned to a box store by accident on Friday. "I had just bought a new vacuum cleaner," expl...
The Cat Conservation Club is the UK's leading feline welfare charity and each year helps almost 200,000 cats and kittens through it's national network of over 250 volunteer-run branches. The club have been forced to take legal action to prevent co...
Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz. The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive...
French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
Seattle, Washington. The Allen family Christmas will never be quite the same…since Abby the Tabby ate their vintage artificial Christmas tree…ALL of it. Really you say? How is that even possible? It was to be a dream vacation… two weeks in Hawaii...
An undercover reporter dressed as an Arab and working for the Sunday Scandal Newspaper has uncovered evidence of unbridled polygamy in the St. Ives area and allegations of widespread cruelty to cats. As the reporter was allegedly going towards St.
Peers Morgan, the ex 1960s D.J. famous for hosting "Ready Steady Rock" was yesterday said to be furious at television news helicopters which have been circling his council house for three weeks. This morning police helicopters began an intensive...
Reports that claim The Queen "purred" when David Cameron told her about Scotland's rejection of independence, have raised more questions than answers and have the British public demanding to know what sort of woman their Queen really is. The pri...
The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October. "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...
An elderly couple recently told how they were terrorised in their own home for three days by a cat! Royston Munt needed hospital treatment after being attacked by the intruder, which got in through a bedroom window. Retired taxidermist and WW2...
A "Cat-Pie For Sale" poster has angered the townspeople of Appledore, Kent as it has been positioned directly above a long-standing missing cat poster. The cat allegedly used to make the pie, describes the exact cat that went missing two weeks ago...
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