Written by Auntie Jean

Saturday, 1 November 2014

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Cornish Bride

An undercover reporter dressed as an Arab and working for the Sunday Scandal Newspaper has uncovered evidence of unbridled polygamy in the St. Ives area and allegations of widespread cruelty to cats.

As the reporter was allegedly going towards St.Ives, a quaint old Cornish town, he met the following people who he thinks were actually travelling towards the town:

A man with 7 wives, each of whom had seven sacks = 7 x 7 (49) sacks Each sack contained 7 cats = 7 X 7 X 7 = 343 cats. Each cat had seven kittens = 2401. A Total of 2,801 wives, sacks cats and kittens!

The police were informed and have started investigations.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cats, polygamy, Cornwall




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