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Funny story: Mourhino's Jockstrap Sells For 21,000 Quid At Gay Auction

Mourhino's Jockstrap Sells For 21,000 Quid At Gay Auction

A Jockstrap belonging to Former Chelsea Boss Jose Mourhino has sold for 21,000 pounds at a Gay Sports Memorabilia Auction in Chester. Bonhams Auctions sold the item to an 'unnamed bidder'. Mourhinio famously dropped his trousers and underpants...

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Funny story: Bath-time

Bath-time

The bath that three old codgers rode down a hill in in the Sit-com Last of the Summer Wine is to be sold of at auction. The bath, as iconoclastic a vehicle as the Batmobile, Del Boy's Robin Reliant and the Pope Mobile is said to be worth very litt...

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Funny story: Heather Mills commissions "World's Most Expensive Prosthetic"

Heather Mills commissions "World's Most Expensive Prosthetic"

Heather Mills is back in the news again after revealing her latest plans to buy herself the world's most expensive prosthetic leg.

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Funny story: eBay to be sold on eBay

eBay to be sold on eBay

eGypt - The worlds most famous auction website is up for grabs on eBay with a starting price of just 0.99 p (gbp).

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Funny story: Michael Jackson auctions himself on ebay!

Michael Jackson auctions himself on ebay!

eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!...

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Funny story: For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit

For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit

I have in my possession a suit belonging to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I will be putting this suit up for auction on eBay soon but I wish to give my friends here first refusal at this very important piece of political memorabilia.

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Funny story: Russian Art Collection Eaten

Russian Art Collection Eaten

In order to keep the fabulous art collection of the late cellist Mstislav Rostropovich in Russia, Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, a mining and metals magnate and Rickmansworth Football Club investor, has eaten every single item of the collection...

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Funny story: Elvis' Pills Sold at Auction

Elvis' Pills Sold at Auction

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS - A gold-plated gun and a pill bottle owned by Elvis Presley were auctioned off at the Beverly Hilton Hotel this weekend, as was a microphone used by the rock icon on the Louisiana Hayride in the 1950s.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - Michael Jackson's lawyers dropped a bid to block an auction of a warehouse full of Jackson's belongings. It was a failed business venture that wound Jackson up in the bankruptcy court.

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Funny story: J.M.W Turner pioneer of ape art

J.M.W Turner pioneer of ape art

London- A small terraced house in a run down corner of the nation's grand capital is the last place one might expect to find the startling new evidence that has shaken the world's art markets and cast a cloud of doubt upon one of the most cel...

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Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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Funny story: Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Not to be outdone by the Aubrey Heartburn's 'little black number' that recently sold for nearly half a million quid, ex-Spice Girl Jerry Halliwell has put her famous union jack dress cum belt up for sale too.

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Funny story: Margaret's baubles go under the hammer and sickle

Margaret's baubles go under the hammer and sickle

Kensington Palace, London: Tuesday 11 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Baubles once worn by Princess Margaret are to be sold off at auction later this year as the taxman finally catches up with descendants of the late HRH, whose demise in 2002 sent...

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Funny story: Little and Large Sold at Auction

Little and Large Sold at Auction

BOLTON, LANCS -Top comic duo, Little and Large, have been sold at an auction in Skelmersdale. It is reported that initially the reserve on lot 34 was not met but the auctioneer played a blinder and disposed of the pair separately as lot 34 and lot 34...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Guilty of Live 8 Ticket Scandal

Michael Jackson Guilty of Live 8 Ticket Scandal

Barely one day after being found Not Guilty of allegations that he brought the high office of Pontiff into disrepute, well known pyjama catwalk model, Michael Jackson, has been caught, in flagrante, conducting an auction for his complimentary pair of...

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Funny story: Rare Rabbie Burns poem found could be "worth millions"

Rare Rabbie Burns poem found could be "worth millions"

An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London yesterday, and was said by experts to potentially be worth more than twomillion pounds. The poem, which had lain undiscovered…

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