GARY, Indiana - Gary, Indiana's most famous native, Michael Jackson has told his manager that he wants to meet Britain's Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jarfargholi. The "Gloved One" said that he was impressed with the 12-year-old wonderboy from Wal...
It has been revealed that the Paeter Pan of pop, Michael Jackson, who was recently revealed to be suffering from skin cancer, or not, depending on your sources has been refusing to eat more than one meal a day as he fears that putting on weight will...
Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust (PCT) has discovered something that is literally more serious than life and death, and that is budgeting. Cancer patients are dying for want of drugs denied to them by the PCT (Primarily we don't Care and you should...
Michael Jackson today announced that he would definitely cancel his forthcoming tour unless everyone in Britain agreed to stop calling him mad. The 44 year old musician told press this afternoon that: "It hurts. It really does. Yes, I'm a little...
Michael Jackson has threatened to pull out of his proposed London shows in a row over boiled sweets. Although the promoters agreed to Jackson's demands over champagne, five star accommodation and caviar, they were not prepared to provide the star...
The latest from a spokesman for Amy Winehouse says that his client is willing to perform on stage with Michael Jackson but then stated, "I'm reading this directly from Ms. Winehouse." "Whenever Jacko gets himself together to begin his comeback tou...
Pop singer and child welfare expert Michael Jackson today said he was going to stand as a candidate in the forthcoming East Cheam by-election, brought on by the resignation of current MP, Sir Henry Porcine-Trofflehurst. When asked what policies he...
The future of Michael Jackson's 50 date 'This Is It' final farewell series of gigs rests in the balance today following the ailing King Of Pap's rushed admission to hospital in the early hours of this morning. Organizers today admitted that it was...
Prince of Pop and paedophilia poster-boy Michael Jackson is to take legal action against a furniture company, according to a statement released today by his lawyers. Jackson, 50, has been diagnosed with cancerous skin lesions, which threaten to de...
The first four Michael Jackson O2 Arena shows have been put back from July of this year until at least early next year, because, according to insiders the finishing touches to the extravaganza will not be in place in time. Jackson's people said that...
Michael Jackson does not have skin cancer after all. Newspaper reports which claimed he did were a tissue of lies gleaned from numerous dubious sources such as satirical websites and Jackson himself. Jackson's personal surgeon, Victor Frankenstein...
Yes, you heard it here first (not that it's true), Kristen Stewart and long time boyfriend Michael Arangano have broken up. Michael was caught at a party with a mystery girl and looked as though he was having too much of a good time! Micheal's friend...
One of the three possible support acts has been announced for the comeback shows by Michael Jackson. Jackson, 50, announced his 50 date residency at the O2 arena last month and since then rumours have been circulating about who will be the support ac...
Susan Boyle, who shot to world wide fame following her performance on Britain's Got Talent program after singing "I Dreamed A Dream", revealed that she has a secret son. No one has known about him. Recently a spoof reporter named Howy revealed the ne...
Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical Simon Cowell. Michael Jackson praised the young sing...
Los Angeles, Ca - (Cry Me A River Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has told reporters he thinks Britain's Got Tarrant! contender Susan Boyle 'must have had many years of plastic surgery' to get her unmistakeable looks. "Was it really Elizabeth Taylor...
Some call it a Freak Show, some call it a Treasure Chest - either way, Michael Jackson's mementos are going under the hammer this Saturday at the Beverley Hills Community Centre in Beverley Hills, CA. Proceeds are to go to the starving children of B...
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