Jackson Rushed To Hospital - Shows May Be Scrapped

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 22 May 2009

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Prepping The Operating Theater.

The future of Michael Jackson's 50 date 'This Is It' final farewell series of gigs rests in the balance today following the ailing King Of Pap's rushed admission to hospital in the early hours of this morning.

Organizers today admitted that it was possible that not even a single show will ever take place.

Concerned family members rushed to the freaky looking pop star paedo (only alleged, not proven, I hasten to add) monkey hugging performer's bedside whilst diehard fans waved placards bearing messages of support for their stricken hero, who was said to be too ill to even wave his kid out of an upper storey window.

A sombre looking physician announced:

"It is with a great sense of sadness that I confirm that Michael Jackson was rushed into the emergency room today suffering from hay fever. The medical staff are doing everything in their power to make him comfortable, but his convalescence from this crippling illness may prove to be long and arduous. Michael is facing the toughest battle of his life."

Asked whether Jackson would ever be fit enough to play, the doctor merely shook his head and announced:

"That's all folks."

More on this amazing turn of events as we get it.


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