Written by Lostinrandomworld

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Shaheen Jafargholi is Susan Boyle son: says 80 old divorced Taliban husband

Susan Boyle, who shot to world wide fame following her performance on Britain's Got Talent program after singing "I Dreamed A Dream", revealed that she has a secret son. No one has known about him. Recently a spoof reporter named Howy revealed the news that she was married to an old Taliban till recently. The 80 year old man claims to have a son from Susan Boyle.

According the reporter, the marriage didn't work out well as she was flogged by her husband for exposing her face and not knowing learning the custom of the local people. However, the couple till they lived together had son.

Before moving back to Scotland, she left her son with father so that he can learn how to fire AK-47 and other weapon so that he can find a decent job. The reason she stated that she was unemployed life long and she didn't wanted her son to follow in these kind of depressing time.

But the fortune takes you somewhere else if that is the destiny and dream of the person. Her son took singing lesson secretly back in Afghanistan before moving back to Europe. Once he was ready to unleash his new weapon of mass destruction he learned back home, he took every one by surprised when he sang the famous song of Michael Jackson.

After learning about this new kid, Michael Jackson is on seventh moon and is even thinking of bring him to his infamous farm house. But he has to wait till he finished his competition and win over his mother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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