Written by hysteria

Sunday, 3 May 2009

image for "Darth Jackson" to support Michael Jackson at the O2
Michael Jackson

One of the three possible support acts has been announced for the comeback shows by Michael Jackson. Jackson, 50, announced his 50 date residency at the O2 arena last month and since then rumours have been circulating about who will be the support acts since the shows sold out within 24 hours of going on general sale.

Speaking to reporters outside his neverland ranch Michael announced that Darth Jackson, who performed on Britains Got Talent, would be one of the support acts.

Jackson was quoted saying "Its great to see a fan learn my dance moves so well. I guess it was fate that Britains Got Talent was on at the Rhinoplasty consultant's office while I was there"

Darth Jackson wowed all his fans with his incredible performance on stage which also left Simon Cowell speechless, apart from uttering a few words "That has got to be the best thing I've ever seen, apart from my reflection in the mirror ofcourse"

Darth Jackson, real name Willy Longbottom, has been unable to comment, as he is grounded by his mother and not allowed outside of his room. However Willy, who is 42 and still lives at home with his mother, is said to be ecstatic.

Michael's 50 dates at the O2 arena begin on the 8th of July, 2009.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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