WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President George W. Bush says he looks forward to "a nice quiet padded cell" when he leaves the White House shortly to make way for Barack Obama. "Imagine having peace and quiet for a change, regular medications and supe...
LOS ANGELES, California - When President Barack Obama takes office the new Secretary of Defense will be Sean Combs. Combs is a rapper, a record producer, an actor, a fashion designer, and a dancer. Before he was chosen by Barack Obama's transitio...
Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...
Washington DC, November 9, 2008: The Associated Press is reporting that "Joe the Plumber," made famous by the McCain for President Campaign, has been hired as the Chief White House Plumber. A spokesperson for President Elect Obama has confirmed th...
Washington AC/DC - (Shaggy Dog Mess): "The whole country's goin' to the dogs!" according to White House poodle parlor wags after Barack Obama's promise of a hypo-allergenic fairtrade organic macro-biotic non-genetically modified bloodhound taking up...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama was asked by ABC's Charlie Gibson what immediate changes he plans on making to his new future home, The White House. Obama smiled and said "Well first of all, I will be having the presidential bowlin...
Boldly carrying on as Senate Majority Leader after a narrow election, Senator Mitch McConnell today said "It is time for the Senate to continue our politics as usual. We are then going to follow our fellow Republican brothers and sisters in the Hous...
THE BUNKER BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE -- Vice President Dick Cheney today announced his intention to remain in control of the bunker beneath the White House. "I don't care what the American people decided, I'm not leaving. What do they think America i...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Head of White House Domestic Services has spoken of his concerns about the new puppy that President Elect Obama is bringing with him in January. Stephen W Rochon has already had his fill of George W Bush's trashy-as...
Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, but the first black man, has already made the first momentous decision of his presidency, by ordering 16trillion liters of black paint to 'redecorate' the White House. The White Hou...
Washington DC. The last vote was not cast last evening when decorators of the Obama camp descended on the White House. "Firstly, we is gonna get this icon of oppression, "The WHITE House" and update that to reflect the diversity we project, shoul...
Safe House, DC - According to unnamed sources, Barack Obama is to turn the White House into a Safe House for illegal immigrants if elected. This follows the recent shocking relevation that Barack Obama's aunt is an illegal immigrant from Kenya living...
Madcap, PA - Presumptive President-elect Barack Obama has announced the appointment of disgraced BBC bad boy Russell Brand as his White House Press Secretary. Brand, along with fellow prankster Jonathan Ross, fell from grace and was effectively sacke...
Villagers armed with sticks and pitchforks descended on the White House today, chanting, "Off with their heads!" Alarmed government officials huddled in the Oval Office, while the Swiss Guard was sent out "to deal with the peasants". Despite bein...
Explosive details have been uncovered in a secret Obama memo. In order to continue with his theme of "Change", following his inauguration and move into the White House, Barack Obama plans to use his Presidential power to rename the White House. A...
Americans and world citizens have lost so much money in the Bush depression, that a unanimous vote of sensible people has mandated that Bush be locked in the White House basement and not allowed to cause any more damage to civilization. Fortuna...
John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early. After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of...
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