"Change is a coming" White House to be pimped out

Funny story written by winston_smith

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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"Read my lips...yo change mahstas"

Washington DC. The last vote was not cast last evening when decorators of the Obama camp descended on the White House.

"Firstly, we is gonna get this icon of oppression, "The WHITE House" and update that to reflect the diversity we project, should be thinking some flash, some orange, some electric blue, some red, all those damn shutters can be blinged out baby," said Obama interior decorated MC DJ Bad Dawg Mufasa..

"Yo, all those old white guys, hanging on the walls," he said, referring to the Presidential Portraits of the previous residents of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, "dat is so gone. We don't need any portraits of slave owners and rich whiteys looking down on the peeps."

The changes to the White House is not all that's on the agenda. Air force One and the Presidential limos are all due for an upgrade to "schweet ride".

Gone is leather upholstery and in with white ermine, "make it a low, low 64, get my main man a Maybach twotone , for his personal ride," crowed Mufasa

"Yo, baby's gonna be stylin, and da man's gonna get some superphonic music, we gonna rock dat house," said Mufasa.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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