Boldly carrying on as Senate Majority Leader after a narrow election, Senator Mitch McConnell today said "It is time for the Senate to continue our politics as usual. We are then going to follow our fellow Republican brothers and sisters in the House minority to ask that formal charges against President elect Obama be proffered to remove Senator Obama from the office of President before he is sworn in. His impeachment is inevitable as several criminal charges are at this moment being formulated. We would therefore ask that he voluntarily resign."
"This incredulous event is preposterous, even by Republican standards" said Nancy Pelosi, House Majority Leader. When asked by this reporter if she had looked at the charges Congressman Pelosi said "Yes I have. They smack of partisan politics especially the charges that President elect Obama maliciously defamed McCain and Palin by calling them unpatriotic, socialists, communists, and also making fun of Palin's husband the first dude, by referencing him to be a Snowmobile Sasquatch."
When Sarah Palin was asked what she thought about the charges she said "There shouldn't be any charges I returned all the clothes they gave me, and I am flying back to Alaska today, and will enjoy flying over all those great countries like Germany, Italy, and other close neighbors to Alaska. Have a superfine, gee whiz, fun, fun day."
