Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...
Havana Cuba: Cuba has returned another boatload of Americans to South Florida after their unsuccessful attempt to reach government officials in Havana. A Cuban government spokesperson "attributed the recent number of boats that have tried to get o...
Thousands of Americans have experienced the epiphany of having the illusion of the American Dream drop from them like the cocoon from a butterfly, especially in the trying economic circumstances of the last few months. "It's like I've died and...
Austin, Texas - In recent statements, Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) has suggested that the state of Texas might consider seceding from the Union in response to President Obama's national policies. The Lone Star State was once a republic, and Gov. Perry i...
President Obama today told the United States Of America that he has a dream. Lots of people have dreams, nothing unusual in that, but Mr Obama has a special dream, apparently. Based on the speech by the late Rev Martin Luther King, Obama alleged t...
'The Lonely President' (Sung by guest singer Eva Brown and lots of children, including Barack Obama): [Eva:] High on a hill was a lonely President Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Sent away to Europe by white America Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Dumbed-down drivel folks in Turkey heard Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Grovelling and no mention of genocide was h...
London, UK: On the sideline of G20 meeting, a new development is taking place which is still hush-hush to the vast majority of the public. In a secret room, discussion between the Chinese government and the US administration, the US administrations a...
In a surprise move today, US President Barack Obama denied he was just a token figure, that did whatever his white bosses told him to. 'No way!', he said, eating some grits and playing the banjo on his porch, 'I is genuinely ruling them United States...
In Afghanistan today, where the Taleban rule large parts of the country, that fundamentalist organisation invited Americans there to show them how to kill prisoners accused of murder. 'We've heard of the American way of dealing with murderers. Gas...
USA - Yesterday, March 22nd, 2009. A date which will live in infamy! The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the baseball forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the...
The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...
The USA and UK are embarking on a "food exchange week" from today, to help citizens of each understand the other's way of life better. Exhibitions and tastings have been organised all over America and Britain. For example, how many British people...
The US of A has been the world's largest weapons dealer in the post World War II era. War! What is it good for? has been answered by American capitalists with the rousing refrain: Absolutely Profitable! And so the armaments industry has rolled ou...
Americans deep in the doldrums over lost jobs, homes and investments have seeking refuge in the dark cover of the movie theater and have been losing themselves in the flickering lights of the cinema. Throngs have buttoned up their economic overcoat t...
Washington DC: What would life be like in the USA if the foibles of 20th century government agencies and activists, who purport to know everything and want their dictates to be the only game in town, prevailed? Robert Fulton, steam boat Clermont (1807): A PETA spokesperson said "too many Sea Kittens (fish) would be hit on the head by the paddle wheel when employing this means for moving goods.
American President Barack Obama today announced that the USA was changing its name to the USSR, to keep in line with its government's recent actions. 'Yes, indeedy doody', he said, 'Comrades. We are now the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and...
A study of National sports has found that America is split three ways on which particular discipline can be regarded as their most recognisable on an international platform. American sports coverage consists of three main games: Baseball - a h...
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