'The Lonely President'
(Sung by guest singer Eva Brown and lots of children, including Barack Obama):
[Eva:]
High on a hill was a lonely President
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Sent away to Europe by white America
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Dumbed-down drivel folks in Turkey heard
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Grovelling and no mention of genocide was heard
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[Children:]
Iraq yodelloil yodelloil hee hoo
Afghan yodellopium yodellay hee hoo
[Eva:]
A Prez in the pay of Israeli madmen
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[Obama:]
Men ruled from London and ruled from Paris heard
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[Children:]
Men in the midst of colonial cons heard
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[Eva:]
Actually believe they're dying for democracy
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Saddam and Osama both invented by CIA
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[Obama:]
One silly woman in New York State heard
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[Eva:]
She'd marry a goat if he planned to be President
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[Eva and children:]
Happy are the Yanks believing all that they're told
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If you told them men landed on the Moon they'd go:
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Wonder why Yanks are dying in Iraq
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Honest they'd be there if there was no oil there
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[Obama:]
People of Bosnia-Herzegovina what am I doing here?
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[Children:]
Pretending you're important when we all laugh at you
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[Obama:]
Don't Europeans like childish slogans?
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[Children:]
We're too busy ruling the world to care
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[Obama:]
Sounds like you think I'm a powerless idiot
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[Children:]
You said it not us it ain't 1776
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[Eva:]
And so on the hill was the lonely President
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Being everything to everyone, a lamester
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[Obama:]
Yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, we can
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[Eva and children and 250 million Europeans:]
No you can't, no you can't, no you can't, you can't
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[Cast:]
Now bugger off and leave us all alone again
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Only 3 months and you're now a total pain
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[Obama:]
Race, color, race, color, race, color, prejudice
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[Cast:]
China, Russia, Euopean Union
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USA is no longer important to the world
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
Stop acting like you're Winston Churchill
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You're just a token from a fading USA
Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo
(Music by Oscar Hammersickle, words by Lee Rogerskov)
