Following the news that the lead singer of U2, "The Bono" is to have his entire spine removed so that it can be blessed by the Pope, the remaining band members have taken steps to replace the star for their summer tour dates. The controversial dec...
Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners. Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decisio...
Following a number of high profile incidents, the UK Government is to issue a handbook detailing the etiquette and guidelines of the wedding reception favourite dance, the Conga. The dance, invented by William Conga, Duke of Arbroath in 1912, has...
The United Kingdom is waking this morning to the shocking news that the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has been sold to a Russian Oil baron by the Duchess of York. The Duchess, Sarah Ferguson, who was divorced by the Queen's son Andrew in 19...
Current UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has named his successor as his cousin, the former Hull manager, Phil Brown. Whilst the news comes as a large shock to virtually everyone in the UK, it is apparently little surprise to Phil Brown who later des...
The world of snooker has taken another blow today as snooker player Chuck McCue has admitted to receiving significant amounts of money to throw the upcoming General Election. It had been somewhat of a surprise when Gordon Brown hired the snooker p...
In a surprising move, the Russian mafia have publicly denied any dealings with snooker star John Higgins. The announcement made by the organisation's spokesman Yuri "The Butcher" Lamentkanov, follows recent allegations that Higgins had agreed to t...
The controversial world of assisted suicides is reeling today following the announcement that a British man inadvertently booked himself into a clinic in Switzerland, mistaking it for a hotel. The unnamed man had been on a business trip and had ad...
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has revealed today the new process which will determine the winner of the "Best Picture" Oscar. The voting process had been changed, in part due to some concerns that the summer blockbuster movies we...
The spoof news writing world is in dismay this morning following a post on a website announcing that Dutton from the spoof comedy writing team Collins and Dutton was quiting the partnership. The message was posted on the Collins and Dutton wesbite...
TV chat show host Jeremy Kyle is to host a special Oasis episode in order to try and help the Gallagher brothers mend their recent rift. The levels of problems between the two brothers hit a new high in the last few days, seeing Noel quit the band...
Oasis, the rock super group have announced that their new lead guitarist will be Paul Gallagher. The band recently saw their songwriting guitarist, Noel Gallagher, quit the band following "altercations" between Noel and his brother Liam. However,...
Rock and Roll superstar Noel Gallagher has now confirmed that he is quitting Oasis and what had occurred to cause his decision. Noel, 42, bought a majority share holding in the high street clothing store Oasis in 1999. It was described at the ti...
Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard is in further trouble with the Merseyside Police today, following an attack which he instigated over Facebook. It appears that the victim "poked" the footballer over the social networking site, and in response...
United States President, Barack "Doc" Obama, is celebrating this evening following the surprise passing of his healthcare reform package. The President had been expected to suffer with an inability to drive an effective bill through the approval p...
The British Media has gone into overdrive today as further victims of the serial murderer known as the "Cliché Killer" have been found. It had believed that the killer had ceased their activity given the lack of victims that had been located. How...
Having spent the last two weeks blocking the various attempts by the super rich club to purchase central defender Joleon Lescott, Moyes was shocked to discover the signings that they had made without his knowledge. The Everton manager's wife annou...
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