Jeremy Kyle steps in to heal Oasis' Gallagher brother rift

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Sunday, 30 August 2009

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TV chat show host Jeremy Kyle is to host a special Oasis episode in order to try and help the Gallagher brothers mend their recent rift.

The levels of problems between the two brothers hit a new high in the last few days, seeing Noel quit the band levels of intimidation as the key reason.

Kyle, famous for yelling at the unemployed, believes that he has the skills to fix the problems. He explained, "Every day I deal with nutters. I know how they think and can get inside their head. I'm the best at what I do. I'll fix this Gallgher problem standing on my head".

The show will be filmed in the next few days and will be aired in 2 weeks time in a special late night slot. Peggy Gallagher, the mother of the brothers will be on stage, as will Gem Archer, Richard Ashcroft and Bubba (Noels 7ft, 20 stone minder who Liam famously put into a coma during an attack).

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