New York, New York - Whoopi Goldberg, former comedian and now talk show host on the popular women's show, 'The View', was caught actually forming a rational argument today in relation to the Jon Gosselin custody battle. Unfortunately, after the s...
Baltimore, Md - A major water main break in Baltimore causing the release of tens of thousands of gallons of water has sparked a fury of baptisms at the sight of the break. Holy Brood Baptist Church pastor, Leroy Dwayne Johnson, has stated that hu...
Atlanta, Georgia - Ted Turner, the man that created the Cable News Network, has admitted publicly today that he knew long before Celebrity Jeopardy came along that Wolf Blitzer was 'as dumb as a sack of hammers.' Wolf Blitzer, a popular newscaste...
Danbury, Connecticut - It has been estimated that the vast majority of the prospective attendants to the Mary Travers funeral are on medicinal marijuana, local marijuana grower Hodge Podge has stated. Therefore the church where the funeral is being h...
Phoenix, AZ - Jessica Simpson's pussy has been snatched by a member of the Phoenix Coyote hockey team, and they want to make it their mascot. An unknown member from the Phoenix Coyote hockey club went unannounced to Jessica Simpson's hotel room la...
Papau, New Guinea TheSpoof.com writers gathered today for a one-off protest against their company for its unwillingness to expand its photo collection of females sporting perky breasts. Said one anonymous writer, "There's really only one good perk...
Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...
New York, New York - From the loft of her 'on again, off again' lover, aging thespian Robert Deniro, Janet Jackson, the singer who caused such an uproar with her wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl on February 1, 2004, has announced that she will...
Los Angeles, CA - According to noted snooty theatre critic and Hollywood gossip columnist, Smedley Laflame Esq., Michael Jackson, A.K.A. The King of Pop, was buried 50 years too late. Said Mr. Laflame, "Imagine if you will a world unencumbered by...
Baghdad, Iraq - Iraqi shoe thrower, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, is being released for good behavior and will go on to host Taliban Idol, a new reality t.v. game/talk show to provide a forum for multi-talented, radical muslim Taliban supporters. Said Idol...
Los Angeles, CA - According to anonymous zamboni drivers, Michael Jackson is on ice, in a deep freeze, awaiting burial once the Jackson family have come to grips with the fact that the only breadwinner in the family has left the building. Said fa...
Athens, Greece Working class couple, Nigel and Mary Woods, are furious with Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery. Having rented Mr. O'Leery's yacht, Bourguignon de Boeuf, at the reasonable price of £1.50 for a leisurely week of cruising on the Mediterranean, t...
Sandy Balls, Hampshire - A man named Sandy Balls, coincidentally of Sandy Balls, Hampshire, has been found dead after choking on his own phlegm. Witnesses described the event as heart wrenching, a sad ending to an enigmatic career as the town crier a...
Los Angeles, CA Sources close to God have informed us that Michael Jackson, A.K.A. 'The Gloved One', is actually alive and well and living as his alter ego, Pee Wee Herman. After delving into the history of Pee Wee Herman, it is interesting to note t...
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center. Said one member, "We expect it to make a pronoun...
New York, NY- Tiger Woods' insurance company has released a statement that Tiger Woods did indeed pass wind at the Buick Open at Warwick Hills GCC, thus avoiding any long, drawn out litigation between various parties. It is understood that Tiger...
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