Los Angeles, CA Sources close to God have informed us that Michael Jackson, A.K.A. 'The Gloved One', is actually alive and well and living as his alter ego, Pee Wee Herman. After delving into the history of Pee Wee Herman, it is interesting to note that his career trajectory started right about the time of Michael Jackson's Pepsi accident. In fact as Pee Wee Herman's career began to take off, MJ's career sputtered into a dismal abyss, never to be revived.
It would therefore seem entirely logical that MJ would eventually assume the persona of Pee Wee Herman for once and for all, to make a clean sweep of his old lifestyle of being a middle aged, unmarried white man with tendencies toward paedophilia to that of a middle aged, unmarried man with tendencies toward paedophilia.
However there still is a small group of MJ followers that believe that MJ in fact has offed Diana Ross - she hasn't been seen in public since his supposed death, and that he will assume his rightful position as songstress diva, Diana Ross, once he's finished with getting her wardrobe refitted.
Only time will tell how this is going to play out.
