New York, New York - Whoopi Goldberg, former comedian and now talk show host on the popular women's show, 'The View', was caught actually forming a rational argument today in relation to the Jon Gosselin custody battle.
Unfortunately, after the show aired, Whoopi went outside and threw herself into a newly excavated hole on a building site. Some believe this was some kind of psychic reaction after her brain realized her thought processes had finally come together.
Speaking about the incident to the press, Mayor Bloomberg advised the press not to be too harsh on Ms. Goldberg as "...it's always better late than never," when it comes to rational thinking.
Producers of the upcoming movie 'Ghost 17', the last in a series of sequals in the 'Ghost' franchise, have decided to postpone plans to have Whoopi star in a cameo. Said one studio executive, "She might actually come to her senses and realize that the whole 'Ghost' premise is a load of crap. Try getting a believable performance after that happens."
"As they say in Vegas, it's probably time to cash in our chips."
