New York, New York - From the loft of her 'on again, off again' lover, aging thespian Robert Deniro, Janet Jackson, the singer who caused such an uproar with her wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl on February 1, 2004, has announced that she will honor her pussy at the Video Music Awards on September 13th.
Said Ms. Jackson, "I was going to do a tribute to my late brother, Michael, 'The King Of Pop' but then I got to thinking, you know, what has been there throughout my life, through all the ups and downs, the ins and outs. What has stuck by me through thick and thin, through the good times, the bad times, the wins and the losses. What has shown me the way when the way was lost. It was then I realized that the one thing that helped keep my head above water was my pussy. And so, because of this fact, I will honor my pussy at the Video Music Awards and hope that this honor will help in the recognition and celebration of pussies everywhere."
EDITOR'S NOTE: For the record, Janet Jackson's pussy is a female Balinese cat, about 6 months old, one she picked up from a local shelter.
