Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Ass Mess): The FBI has issued the Emperor's Club VIP ranking tables that outed NY Gov Eliot Spitzer this week as 'Client No# 9/11'.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain formally thanked Mossad for 'taking down' Eliot Spitzer on Friday.
If you have committed some act in the past couple of weeks that has been weighing heavy on your conscience, and you are an ardent believer in Karma, you may get a reprieve from the equatable "what goes around comes around" punishment you ma...
New York - (Bare Ass Mess): Key political mysteries of the 21st century are about to be revealed with Hustler magazine's announcement today that it has signed a $5 million 10-page centerfold deal with Gov Spitzer's call girl Ashley A...
HOLLYWOD -- According to friends close to Jennifer Aniston, the famous actress was "solicited for a rendezvous" by Eliot Spitzer in what would have been a real-life version of the 1992 movie Honeymoon in Vegas.
NEW YORK (Heewack News Network)-- Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D), whose escapades with a high-priced prostitute forced him to resign in disgrace, has earned the highly coveted "embattled" moniker from the nation's media.
As Eliot "The Whoremaster" Spitzer is being widely declared the Governor of sexsual perversion. Arnold held a news conference at the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner at his side.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre insists that "balling" the NYS Governor for the past year does not make her a monster. On the contrary, AA Dupre, named after the support group her entire family was attending when she was accidentally conceived in th...
Miss Piggy, of 'Muppets' fame has been outed as one of Gov. Eliot Spitzer's high priced call girls.
Pimp daddy, Eliot Spitzer, tells NYS citizens that they do not deserve the stud muffin of a governor that he is, was and will be no llloooonnnnggggeeerrrr! Whoremaster Spitzer reveled in the fact that he has been procuring and pandering for all m...
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Ass Mess): NATO top brass are having a right laugh.
George W Bush issued an Executive Order canceling the resignation of Governor Eliot Spitzer, citing national security concerns.
A defiant Elliott Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York even while insisting he had done nothing wrong. "I did not have sex with any prostitutes." Spitzer said at a press conference. "At least not according to Bill Clinton I didn...
London - (Bare Ass Mess): The Duke of Westmonster has virtually bankrupted the hereditary Grosvenor Estate according to FBI sources who say he has been spending an average of £500,000 per annum in the same whorehouse as ex-New York Governor Eliot Spi...
New York, New York - Stocks on the New York Exchange were unexpectedly flat today, especially when compared to yesterday's rally. Which has some stock analysts attributing the cause of the short term upward surge, not to the news of the Ben Berna...
Lame duck New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has announced at a press conference that he was resigning from office effective on Monday. It will be part of the annual ritual of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Albany.
The horny and pussy-seeking Eliot Spitzer will no longer be Governor of New York State after dumping $80,000 to romp in the sack with one or more prostitutes from the exclusive underground Emperors Club. These encounters were even part of a possible,...
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