Written by Pointer

Thursday, 13 March 2008

image for Pimp Daddy Spitzer Spits Governorship Back at Ungrateful NYS!
This hoe climbed the Eliot pole way too many times!

Pimp daddy, Eliot Spitzer, tells NYS citizens that they do not deserve the stud muffin of a governor that he is, was and will be no llloooonnnnggggeeerrrr!

Whoremaster Spitzer reveled in the fact that he has been procuring and pandering for all manner and method of hoes, nappy-haired or not so, for more than a decade.

"I been doing it long before Monica and Bill stained that denim dress", Spitzpimp bragged. "This Empire State can go back to my limp, baggy-assed predecessors, if that's what they want! I brought the bone-dance to, of all places, ALBANY, NY and now they want to burn me like a witch. Don't worry, you won't have Spitzer to spat on no mo', foos!"

The newly resigned Governor was seen to drive off from the State Capitol in a pink Cadillac Limousine over flowing with boa-wrapped and (nothing more) ladies and gents of the night!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: eliot spitzer, pimp

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
56 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more