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Funny story: 100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...

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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

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Funny story: Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...

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Funny story: Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...

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Funny story: Dawkins to allow 1 Holy Bible per school

Dawkins to allow 1 Holy Bible per school

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and amateur theologian Richard Dawkins has today shocked the known universe by backing plans to allow a single Holy Bible in every English school. However fans of the bonkers professor need not fear, he o...

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Funny story: Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus. Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long. Although no-one...

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Funny story: Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!

Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!

Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold! Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...

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Funny story: Co-operation causes bigger brains - claim guess who!

Co-operation causes bigger brains - claim guess who!

By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...

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Funny story: A Dawkins Victory?

A Dawkins Victory?

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins took part in a debate with Cardinal George Pell in Sydney Australia, and by some accounts did an admiral job of out debating the cleric. Dawkins is famed for his outspoken views on reli...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is reeling from the shock revelation that his direct ancestors made their fortune from the slave trade. Having spent years criticising organised religion for its various failings, it co...

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Funny story: More evolution miracles!

More evolution miracles!

Fans of stupid theories are celebrating again as the religion of evolution presents yet another miracle to behold. Loons posing as scientists claim to have discovered the oldest living thing on earth, some seagrass which they have the nerve to sug...

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Funny story: Dawkins to be new host of Countdown!

Dawkins to be new host of Countdown!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is adding spellchecking to his resume. Dawkins has released a video of himself hilariously mocking Ray Comfort. Comfort, who Dawkins refers to as 'the banana man', is an evangelist who...

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Funny story: Help Richard Dawkins this Christmas and scoop 50K!

Help Richard Dawkins this Christmas and scoop 50K!

At this festive time of year, it is customary to help those less fortunate than yourself. This year, the plight of atheists and evolutionists is at its most dire for years. Since the fable of evolution was swallowed up by the terminally gullible and stupid, the puzzle of the materialistic explanation for the origins of life has been one of the thousands of unanswered and ignored questions about...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution fruitcake Richard Dawkins yesterday sensationally walked out from his debut performance in 'The Princess and the Rock', his latest indoctrination project aimed at brainwashing the gullible and stupid. Dawkins,...

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Funny story: More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

The office of National Statistics has reported an alarming increase in the number of Atheist babies being born to religious parents. Anna and Steve Gutridge of Lower Funting, Harts are one such couple: "I'm C of E and the wife has what you might d...

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Funny story: Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

ST. LOUIS - You win some and you lose some. But when the 2011 Major League Baseball World Series was finished, baseball fans were relieved that they did not have to continue hearing about what player did what in game so and so and who was distracted...

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Funny story: Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Atheist loon and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins now imagines that he knows how Jesus thinks. The troubled children's author continues to plummet further into the realms of fantasy. Only last week he displayed his ignorance of the Bible, when h...

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