Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus.
Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long.
Although no-one has yet worked out what it is, they have already stuck a ridiculously long date of 450 million years old on the fossil.
Evolutionists have been caught out many times by this ploy, giving ancient dates to what turns out to be a modern species.
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins was beside himself with glee "It really is incredible. We have a 450 million year old something which we will use to make wild unfounded assertions, claiming that it proves whatever we decide upon."
Our resident scientist was his usual cautious self "At nine feet long it certainly is a whopper - whatever it is. In evolutionary mythology, 450 million years ago is guessed to be the time when land plants magicked into insects, so I await with interest to see what this something is claimed to be. At the moment is could be anything from a sea anemome to a mutant sea sponges right testicle, but we will have to wait. As for the age, that is merely made up, as anyone with even basic geology knowledge knows."
