Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Friday, 29 June 2012

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A Furious Richard Dawkins

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson.

Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as implausible and as unsupported by evidence".

This will surprise many disciples of Dawkins, whose own theories are also implausible and unsupported by evidence.

We consulted a genuine scientist on the the matter: "If nothing else, this proves that evolution is a load of old arse. If there was any evidence at all whatsoever, then hitting each other with handbags would be avoided. Real science demands facts. Arguing about imagined mechanisms is religious philosophy, not science."

We tried to contact Dawkins, but he was on a fact finding mission at Hogwarts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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