Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Monday, 2 July 2012

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The scraggy evolution tree of life. Dead.

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story.

Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the national press, with dramatic effects on the evolutionary fairytale.

The latest find concerns a quarter of an inch long slug known as a bilaterian, and this effectively boots the first fossilised complex life forms back an amazing 30 million years! Just like that.

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins looked slightly uncomfortable at having to accomodate this latest complication into a tree of life that has had more grafts, cuttings and prunes done to it than a topiary experts demonstration at the topiary olympic tryouts.

Our residential expert, who deals only with scientific facts commentated "Yet again, evolution has been shown to be a totally made up notion, which is so vague and unprovable that it can be shifted by 30 million years overnight. No doubt Dawkins will fit it into his next pseudo science book, 'The magic of time: How to hide the impossible if you have numbers large enough'

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