My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...
Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
Pamplona, Spain - It was an inside joke carried too far, say the locals. "Yeah," said Pablo Sanchez-Gomez a Basque residing in Pamplona, Spain using a translator. "Whenever a tourista would ask the barista at the La Rosa Café [The Red Cafe] for a Cap...
Three new housemates are set to enter the Big Brother house tomorrow; but they aren't boring this time! Juan, Carlos, and Jose are set to the enter the house wearing poncho and sombrero and carryin maracas. But they won't become real housemates. T...
Tijuana, Mexico - U.S. boarder patrol agents are armed with a new weapon to stop illegal crossing into the United Sates of America from Mexico: butterfly nets. With those nets in hand, boarder agents stand ready not only to stop illegal immigrants, b...
On one hundred and seventy-third anniversary of the battle for the Alamo where a couple of hundred of American cavalry soldiers were massacred by several hundred Mexicans, Hollywood is to remake the classic John Wayne western of the event in true Hol...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Columbia Pictures in association with Mexico's Guacamole Films has just announced that Johnny Depp will be starring in their motion picture "Gay Jose, Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light?" The movie which will be shot dow...
Representatives of Felipe Calderon's government have filed suit in US federal court today, naming the United States' Labor Unions as defendants. According to papers filed, the Mexican government is charging the Labor Unions conspired to create the c...
Frijole, TX (RS) -- In its "Amigo to the Environment" campaign, Burrito Bell announced today that all its resturants will soon offer methane emission offsets to its customers. The offset prices range from 4 cents on a simple tostada, to $1.06 on a...
Washington, DC - Coming under increasing political pressure by the GOP to find a scapegoat for the up coming 2008 Presidential campaign, as playing the terrorist card for reelection has waned, the FDA has pointed the finger of blame for the salmonell...
Los Angeles, California - A minor brouhaha broke out in a chance meeting between conservative talk radio show host, Rush Limbaugh and Antonio Villaraigosa, the first elected Mexican-American mayor of the City of Los Angeles since the territorial war...
New Mexico, USA - The US military today tested a new cruise missile across the New Mexican desert.
Nagadoches, TX - A representative for the Illegal Immigrant rights group, 'Los Locos' demanded free HDTV's be provided to each and every illegal immigrant today.
This morning Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia and Wen Jiabao, the Premier of China, addressed hundreds of thousands of jubilant Mexicans from in front of the former Los Angeles City Hall building. They congratulated the people, on this, the i...
New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...
Entertainment writers who struck Hollywood on Monday, now have another foe besides the producers and extreme poverty to contend with.
Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the team observed a Me...
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