Nagadoches, TX - A representative for the Illegal Immigrant rights group, 'Los Locos' demanded free HDTV's be provided to each and every illegal immigrant today.
"We demanded free schooling for our children, we got it. We demanded free health care for our families, we got it. Why not demand free HDTV's? America is the LAND OF THE FREE!" stated Carlos Villenueva De Los Santos (pictured at right).
When he was informed that 'The Land of the Free' referred to America's commitment to Liberty for all, Villenueva De Los Santos stated, "You are a bigot and a racist!" and stole my hubcaps.