New Mexico, USA - The US military today tested a new cruise missile across the New Mexican desert.
The range was thought to have been cleared for the missile test. After the successful launch however, a group of 37 Mexican border jumpers were found to be in a direct line with the missiles intended path.
The US military liaison stated proper procedures were followed. The order to abort the missile was never given because the cruise missile flew at an altitude of 4 1/2 feet above the desert floor and the tallest of the Mexicans was only 4 feet.
When the missile passed, someone in the group shouted, "EL DIABLO! (The Devil!)" and they were last seen re-crossing the border into Mexico.
All cruise missile tests from today forward will include an 'anti-immigrant alarm'. That is, when a missile comes within 500 feet of an illegal, it will 'announce itself' by blasting, "LA MIGRA! LA MIGRA! LA MIGRA!(Immigration! Immigration! Immigration!)"