British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...
The US are about to be put too the sword by leakages being published on the internet over their pathetic attempt to tame Iraq and secure their oil fields at the same time (that was successful, the taming not). Leaked documents will appear on a Swe...
At last "Dodgy" John Prescott has admitted taking the Uk into war with Iraq was an utmost "dodgy" decision, a fact that the whole of the UK knew at the time, but was completely ignored. The hype and bullshit created by Blair, Bush and the rest of...
The entire Psy-ops division of the U.S. Army that has been on duty in Iraq since the wars beginning has been ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. Disturbing results have come about as a result of this analysis. The psy-ops, short for psycho...
Bully Boy Gordon Butcher Brown went to the Lieraq Inquiry today to lie like hell to get his way out another mess. The war was illegal under International law but that did not stop Blair And Brown giving the go ahead to bomb the ordinary people of...
London - (Conspiracy Mess): The Inquiry has heard from UK cryptologists reviewing the sudden Burns Night 2002 suicide of Enron executive Clifford Baxter. Painstaking decodings found that an anagram of his name produced Baldric Fox Fret the Inquiry...
We asked for your reactions to Tony Blair's performance at the Chilcot Enquiry, and our post bag was full to bursting! 'That Tony Blair makes me sick', writes Wayne Selfe of Bagshotte. 'How he has the cheek to sit there and lie his way out of trouble I don't know. What's the point of this enquiry? Anybody knows Blair and Bush sent millions to their deaths so they could become famous. It's so ob...
London - (Bonkers): Did a magnificent all expenses paid VIP trip to Washington persuade ex-UK Attorney General that the British government 'would be able to get away' with invading Iraq without a UN resolution? Today's Chilcot Inquiry heard how Lo...
Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old boy who asks never ending questions that most adults find difficult to answer. Jimmy is great on the computer at checking out information and is always reading books. Watching the news on television they were showing live coverage from the Iraq Inquiry when wee Jimmy asked his father questions about the Inquiry he said "Why are they holding this inquiry when a...
In the Cheney years of ruling power in the U.S., the word 'traitor' took on new meanings unimagined by Funk and Wagnall. The basic meaning as written down by the word-oracle Webster some 250 years ago is 'one who betrays a trust' which would put pretty much the whole Bush cabinet in jail. In our kinetic times it has come to mean the following as well: any social or legal action purported by a...
Baghdad- Team Blackwater, a group of independent contractors, found a cheat code in their legal game Operation Iraqi Freedom. The professional first person shooters were the first to find the loophole, left by the designers when it was released in 20...
Ignoring the Christian festive period Iraqi Shia Muslims have decided to join a massive party in downtown, happy go lucky, Karbal. The festivities there are reaching a climax and Shia's wish to prove to the world that Christmas is indeed a commerc...
Baghdad, Iraq - Iraqi shoe thrower, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, is being released for good behavior and will go on to host Taliban Idol, a new reality t.v. game/talk show to provide a forum for multi-talented, radical muslim Taliban supporters. Said Idol...
Newark, NY/ International Flying Terrorist News - Inspector Morse concluded a whirlwind trans Atlantic Investigation that spanned 3 countries and arrived incognito at Newark International Airport early on the morning of 19 August 2009 only to be e...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...
Gordon Brown the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, declared that after 6 years at war, the UK would be withdrawing troops from Iraq as they had basically won as there was no-way the Iraqis could ever catch up. Especially when only using poxy su...
Washington DC - Secret government documentation uncovered by top undercover reporters yesterday, reveals that the United States, in the quest for the "war on terror", invaded the wrong country. The document, labelled "Top Secret" in bold red lette...
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