Newark, NY/ International Flying Terrorist News - Inspector Morse concluded a whirlwind trans Atlantic Investigation that spanned 3 countries and arrived incognito at Newark International Airport early on the morning of 19 August 2009 only to be embroiled in yet another international incident threatening world Peace and more rioting in San Francisco.
Trying to escape notice while carrying classified investigative reports chained to his left wrist, three (3) illegal alien cab drivers smoking turkish cigarettes and sipping thick syrupy tea, attempted to make off with six (6) extremely heavy and padlocked valises deposited rudely on the spittle soaked curb of New Jersey's most popular theme park jokingly designated as an International Airport.
The dark complected cabbies attempted to load the cases into three (3) separate unmarked cabs in an effort to confuse the intrepid inspector who was working under contract for the CIA and M15 in the recent Bargis Tryhol Secret Agent misadventure.
The suitcases were merely cover for the clandestine mission, 5 of the voluminous cases contained traveling attire for Mdm. Morse who was along to provide cover for the investigation, and plenty of cover for herself, if I might add this editorial comment.
A shouting match ensued amongst the three cabbies about who deserved the fare, and much posturing resulted with the resulting odd bits of mid east testosterone being added to the debris already littering the crowded arrival area.
Drawing his Walther PPK, Morse was soon to restore order after he announced forcefully that he only needed the cab to deposit he and Mdm. at the Days Inn a mere 5 miles up the road. At this point all three cabbies immediately left the scene, and Morse was able to commandeer a Cab driven by a Mossad agent who had been keeping an eye on the swarthy Iraqis and only charged $25 to navigate to the designated area which could be physically seen from the arrival area. Such a Deal!
Results of the international investigation will soon be revealed elsewhere on The Spoof, and will encompass a diabolical tale of pay toilets in 3 countries, Pakistani Drivers of German Mercedes Cabs, a Brazilian Headwaiter who dealt in ethanol futures, a rabbi selling lightly used Scrotums, and a San Francisco Mullah clad only in a jockstrap in Oslo preaching to Norwegians in sealskins and elaborate sweaters that the earth was heating up.
More when Morse Recovers.
