Iraqi Shia Muslim morons celebrate non-Christmas by slapping themselves on their heads, APELIKE!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 27 December 2009

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Intelligent monkeys observing the behaviour of Iraqi Shia Muslims and think, "we did that 2000 years ago!"

Ignoring the Christian festive period Iraqi Shia Muslims have decided to join a massive party in downtown, happy go lucky, Karbal.

The festivities there are reaching a climax and Shia's wish to prove to the world that Christmas is indeed a commercial load of BUNKUM with no religious aspects at all, just money-making Zombies ripping everybody off, JESUS!

Male Shia's are now reaching their ultimate festive party dance by rushing through the streets slapping their heads, bums and chests copying intelligent chimpanzees, who are much further down the evolutionary chain.

This copying of APE behaviour proves that all is not lost and maybe in 2000 years they will join the rest (well some of us!) of mankind, laugh, smile, be merry, enjoy themselves, have a BEVVY or two and act like their much more advanced BRETHEREN.

Obviously if Allah has anything to say, they will unfortunately remain in the jungle of religious dogma, hate and bullshit!

Jaggedone puts his money on the Chimps, BUBBLES UP!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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