Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 30 July 2010

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Was he worth it? British voters, Blair, Prescott and Co, please look in the mirror!

At last "Dodgy" John Prescott has admitted taking the Uk into war with Iraq was an utmost "dodgy" decision, a fact that the whole of the UK knew at the time, but was completely ignored.

The hype and bullshit created by Blair, Bush and the rest of the political cronies forced a decision which has cost billions, many innocent lives, both military and civilian and resulted in getting rid of one very obscure dictator.

Iraq is still a hotbed of insurgents bombing the crap out of each other on a daily basis (only Aljazeera Int. bothers reporting these days) and the general conditions of the Iraqi public have certainly not improved.

WOMD's were never found (of course) and the threat of Iraq invading the rest of the world was total Bollywood fantasy!

One positive thing did emerge from the invasion, the US have secured major oil fields in Iraq, we all knew that too!

Mr. Prescott, thank you for admitting to the world what we all knew already and now please, show a bit of Saddam solidarity, either dig a hole or go and hang yourself!

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