The US are about to be put too the sword by leakages being published on the internet over their pathetic attempt to tame Iraq and secure their oil fields at the same time (that was successful, the taming not).
Leaked documents will appear on a Swedish "whistle Blowing" website when the owner proves he's not a paeodphile? (Trumped up accusations perpetrated by the FAB FBI?)
Here are a couple of excerpts taken from the documents:
Weapons of Mass Destruction = Iraqi nomads using a jurassic Russian tank as their desert home, camels were too expensive.
Sadam Hussein, evil dictator who wanted to conquer the world, bomb Israel, the US and free Palestine = Mad-Hatter loony who only had several jurassic Russian rockets at his command which, only travel 50 KM and were only suitable for bombing insurgent, sheep-herding Kurds.
Iraq Army = analphabetic bunch of unemployed cameldrivers armed with jurassic Russian tanks and ancient British Enfield rifles.
Searching for Bin Laden = US intelligence told George he'd escaped over the Astral mountains, resides in a luxury Pakistani cave and listens too Beethoven, George ignored the info and ordered the cavalry charge, YEEHAAH!
As the honoured Spoof readership knows, the Iraq war was a load of bollocks and as usual the TRUTH will emerge too late. Also history will certainly forget those innocents (US, Allied and Iraqi) who George and his Morons sent too their bloody destinies.
Maybe he should have sent Mother Teresa and her army of Nuns instead?