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Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...

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Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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Funny story: Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...

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Funny story: Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Many illegal immigrants are now security officers trusted with enforcing North Carolina's new bathroom gender laws, and many in the state are crying foul over the conditions that breed a preference for hiring illegal workers over North Carolina worke...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...

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Funny story: Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Washington, D.C. - You heard it here first. The Trump campaign has, yet again, surprised America by proposing a new policy it is naming "The Unalienable Personal Space of Americans", which would criminalize the action of illegal aliens who get too cl...

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Funny story: Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...

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Funny story: Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Burgeoning politician (and president) Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an 'if' the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could find themselve...

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Funny story: Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...

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Funny story: GDR experts asked by Merkel how to build a new wall!

GDR experts asked by Merkel how to build a new wall!

Ex GDR wall builders have been invited by German chancellor, Angela Merkel, to give their advice in how to build a wall around the southern borders of Germany between Austria, Czech Republic and Lichtenstein. It seems that Merkels' policy of carte...

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Funny story: Channel Tunnel brought to a standstill by Brits hoping to escape the Island!

Channel Tunnel brought to a standstill by Brits hoping to escape the Island!

Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) special demographic upheaval reporter, Sir Bob Subterranean-Blues-Witherspoon, spent a filthy night under the English Channel observing an Exodus (Bob Marley intro please) of True Brits flooding the Chann...

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Funny story: Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

[AT A PRESS CONFERENCE IN IOWA] . . . and the third part of my plan to stop illegal immigration involves the erection of a new stadium on the U.S. - Mexican border. It'll be called the Trump Coliseum, and it'll have a separate entrance for those people who own one of the condos that will be included there as a part of the complex, as well as a multiplex theater, at least two three star restauran...

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Funny story: Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens"...

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Funny story: Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

It's no secret that the U.S. has been plagued with several illness outbreaks lately. The Ebola scare seems to be the first to come to mind, now the most recent, Legionnaire's in New York City, is dominating the news today. These are not the only on...

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Funny story: New Immigration Test Reavealed

New Immigration Test Reavealed

Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...

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Funny story: UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

I was scheduled to get my new 5 year license at the Department of Motor Vehicles at 2 P.M. As I approached the door I noticed hundreds of people lined up, angry and shouting. They had placards and waved them. I stopped to ask an older man with gray hair and a feather in it, about the tumult. "What's going on," I asked him. Fortunately he spoke enough English for me to understand him. "Gov...

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