Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 19 September 2016

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Not quite so smirk now after she allowed a Trojan Horse to park on the German borders!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in the "Heimat" and is offering alternatives to Angie's "open door" policies that allowed a tsunami of illegals and ISIS radicals to enter their "Reich"!

The AFD,nothing better than the NSD, but not dressed in bovver boots, bearing skinheads, bomber-jackets, and swastika tattoos hidden within their designer suits, thumped Angie into touch with an emphatic win and now are marching towards Nuremberg hoping to light up the country even further with a mid-night torch rally ending with a bit of "Immigrant Bashing" to round off the evening's entertainment.

Then it will be back to Berlin for the real show when Germany has its general election next year. The AFD have promised a "Kristallnacht" bonfire evening of celebration and part of their election mandate is a vow to open the gates of Dachau once again to allow illegals to enter for "ethnic cleansing processes" but have promised to use transparent clear-soap not gas until they have have a huge majority!

Angie, meanwhile regrets ever opening the doors to her beloved Germany for everybody who looked liked a refugee and has promised to clean up her act before Nazis, dressed as sheep, join Donald Trump in a new look global coalition designed by George Orwell way back in 1984!

Is he really dead?

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