In a frank admission from the Icelandic government, the Minister for the Environment, Ban Kruptdotter, apologised to airports in the United Kingdom for any disruption caused by the ash or by extremely high prices in the shops at British airports.
The Icelandic Prime Minister, Björky Björkysdóttir, has apologised to the rest of Europe after yet another Icelandic volcano exploded, leaving a huge cloud of ash heading towards the continent. She read the following hushed message in a video address to the EU. "We are very sorry. Normally Iceland is a peaceful land full of wonder and ice, but I am afraid that we might have frightened the littl...
Following the disappointing Misjudgment Day and associated backlash by followers who had offered their life savings to the cause, Reverend Camping, leader of the May 21st prediction fiasco, now says that the Iceland volcano eruption is proof that God...
KEFLAVIK, Iceland - New reporters from all over the world are thrilled beyond words that the latest volcano to erupt out of Iceland at least has a name that most people will be able to pronounce. Grimsvotn has been hurling lava ash and tons of vol...
Yesterday, on Saturday 21st of May, the long-awaited "rapture" appears to have actually happened, despite being widely ridiculed. The Rapturometer is a very precise scientific instrument kept in the Pentagon in the US, and its bell began to toll in t...
Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...
Interest in Iceland's Phallogical Musuem (that's PENIS to you Brit Readers) has gone viral with the announcement they have received their first human donation from a local 95 year old man. Incidentally the man was dead when the appendage was surgical...
Iceland has rejected for a second time a proposal to repay the Netherlands and UK for losses incurred after the collapse of the country's banking system. The result means that the 2 governments are still £3.5 billion out of pocket after already re...
If God was Icelandic, what reasons for revenge would he have had to unleash a natural disaster on the rest of Europe ? 1. All the jokes about geysers and hot springs. 2. Calling a crap frozen food store after the country. 3. The Graeme Souness tackle on Siggi Jonsson. 4. The stereotypical characters in the "Journey To The Centre Of The Earth " films . 5. Calling a crap frozen foo...
The European Commission in it's first session this year in Brussels voted yesterday January 5th 2011 to freeze all Iceland's assets held in European banks as a result of the financial crisis. Iceland closed its high street banks as a result of exp...
If you hadn't noticed, it's the Christmas advertising season and already one TV commercial is driving viewers mad. Iceland's ads for festive party food feature cancan dancing girls, variety acts and an MC and, of course, tables full of delicious b...
Claiming that a series of popular web advertising campaigns were merely a poor translations of their company's name, Ewe Vwon Limited was still required to appear before Congress to defend accusations of false advertising. Popping up on several po...
The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders achieved an early 15 point margin and...
REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's song "Get Me Off." Tequi...
REYKJAVICH, Iceland - The prime minister of Iceland Johanna Sigurdardottir has just announced that she has married her longtime girlfriend British author Jonina Leosdottir. The 66-year-old prime minister now becomes the world's first married lesbi...
British Petroleum have loaded a flotilla of ships with lava from the Icelandic volcano in the latest attempt to plug the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico; an operation that BP are calling Cup Pompeii. The ships now face a four thousand mile journey...
Smoldering Icelandic beauty Ashley Cloud was refused boarding on a British Airways flight yesterday to her hometown of Reykjavik. Fresh off a world tour of Great Britain, Europe and some say as far west as Newfoundland the stunner was shocked that...
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