Ashley Cloud Refused Boarding

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Saturday, 22 May 2010

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Cloud Stops Traffic

Smoldering Icelandic beauty Ashley Cloud was refused boarding on a British Airways flight yesterday to her hometown of Reykjavik.

Fresh off a world tour of Great Britain, Europe and some say as far west as Newfoundland the stunner was shocked that she was prevented from boarding her flight home.

Few celebrities in recent memory have had such a rapid rise to fame and worldwide impact as Ashley Cloud causing millions of tourists and air travelers to be stranded in airports.

Ashley seems to have taken her rapid rise to fame in stride despite hitting stratospheric elevations as high as 60,000 feet that few other than astronauts have encountered, going from obscurity to front page news overnight.

Cloud was in Britain and seen in public with Russell Brand who insists that Ashley is just a friend while others say that deep down there is something heated going on.

British Airways officials insist that they have not singled out Ashley Cloud for special treatment but that cabin pressure and client comfort might have been affected negatively by her volcanic beauty.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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