World leaders across the world today were left in a state of shock as the country of Russia falls under the rule of Belgium. The news came at eleven o' clock last night, as the Belgian general Aloys Carlon broadcast the victory on worldwide televi...
In an effort to make Belgium appear more than just the home of Jean Claude Van Damme and Stella Artois, Belgian historians have uncovered unconvincing evidence that the source of many great things lay in Belgium. The first targets of the Belgian h...
The world of cricket was rocked today by claims that Geoffrey Boycott was actually invented by the Belgians. Professor H. Owzat, of Cambridge University, has uncovered evidence that he believes proves Boycott's Belgian origins. It has always been bel...
2009 is proving to be the year of the minority. Barack Obama became the first black man to rule the US, and Iceland appointed the world's first openly gay head of state. Now many countries are racing to see who can claim other "firsts". In Belgian...
The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...
In an unprecedented move, the Belgian government has decided to cede sovereignty to its former colony of the Belgian Congo, now the Democratic Republic of Congo. Belgian diplomatic sources claimed the deal could be wrapped up as soon as next month.
The ferocious fighting in Belgium has continued into its twenty first day as chocolate making militia attack jazz musicians who are currently defending the capital, Brussels.
BELGIUM was last night booted off the UN's Security Council amid claims that its delegates were 'roustabouts' who treated the powerful organisation like a 'gentleman's club'.
In the long history of the Nation of Belgium a high point had always been considered the Belgian resistance to the Germans in World War 1.
Hackney Council's new windproof wheelie bins, tested in wind tunnels, and introduced last year to the tune of £6 million of taxpayer's money, failed their first test in Thursday's major storm. As many as one thousand bins...
In a move that has surprised the UN, Guy Verhofstadt, Belgian Prime Minister, has announced he will lead an initiative to rebrand Belgium.
Ah the law. Law enforcers claim that without Law, there would be no order. Chaos would reign the earth. I agree there should be a law. But please people, not so complicated! e.g. the drug-law in Belgium. Last year in Belgium, we were allowed to carry 3 grams of cannabis, without being prosecuted. BUT... you couldn't buy it, nor sell it. You could only carry it. So it should drop out of the...
Speaking from Belgium, EEU Commissioner Flon Borquest announced that next on the EEU's agenda is a proposal to outlaw pleasure.
The Queens who do not matter met last night, another of their regular monthly sistership meetings. Queen Beatrix of Holland, Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Queen Sonja of Norway, Queen Silvia of Sweden and Queen Paola of Belgium gathered this month in...
Imagine you are dressed in brown clothes - a brown shirt, brown coat, brown pants, shoes and socks. Imagine that everyone around you is dressed in brown and that everyone they know is wearing brown.
According to a new poll, Belgium is the world's most boring country. Belgian ministers are said to be shocked by the revelation and they have attempted to defend their country.
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