Belgian law...

Written by James the Belgian

Saturday, 20 August 2005

Ah the law. Law enforcers claim that without Law, there would be no order. Chaos would reign the earth. I agree there should be a law. But please people, not so complicated!
e.g. the drug-law in Belgium. Last year in Belgium, we were allowed to carry 3 grams of cannabis, without being prosecuted. BUT... you couldn't buy it, nor sell it. You could only carry it. So it should drop out of the sky or something?
This year we got another government (with catholics in it) so they got rid of this law again. 6 months later, I heard that you still couldn't buy, sell or carry, but now we're allowed to grow it ourselves! (with a 3 plant maximum, although they don't say how big those plants can be) But it remains a mystery to me how to get the plants, because buying,selling or transporting cannabis plants remains illegal.
Conclusion: nice law guys! God bless politics.

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