With the Joint Armed Forces Treaty between France and the UK being signed today it has been revealed that all British tanks will be refurbished to accommodate the French when on operations in War zones. Manufacturers have already said th...
In a shock new move, UK military forces will work alongside their French counterparts, including the possibility that UK troops could be under French command. As well as land forces, the Royal Navy will pair with the French fishing fleet. Also, in...
The latest version of hit X-Box war simulation, Halo, has been given the ultimate accreditation, the British army are to use it to train new soldiers. In the wake of massive budget cuts, the normal training procedures for raw recruits is to be scr...
The government's latest proposal to bring back conscription is being welcomed in most circles. Putting the backbone back into Britain will be the official government slogan for the campaign and the proposals are expected to become law during the curr...
With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...
It took a lawsuit from the LCR -- a group of Gay Republicans, as if there were any non-gay Republicans-- to do what President Obama couldn't: The group was successful in getting a federal Judge to order the military to stop enforcing 'don't ask, don...
A survey published today shows that an overwhelming number of soldiers in the British Army are either gay, or are 'not quite sure' about their sexuality. The survey, carried out in Iraq and Afghanistan between 2007 and 2009, revealed that, out of...
A gay man from Texas took sweet revenge on one of a group of US Marines who shouted obscenities at him last week, by waiting for one of them to become detached from the rest of his abusive group, then kicking the shit out of him. Larry Sabu, 20, w...
A man in Texas who tried to enlist in the US Army, has been told he is unsuitable for the role because of the length of his ENORMOUS PENIS. Larry Sabu, 20, who is an active homosexual and PROUD OF IT, contacted the Brownsville recruitment office a...
The US have fumbled most of the conflicts they have entered, one only has to look at the long list of blunders over the last 70 odd years to realise that US Implerialism is not all what it's cracked up to be Failures in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq twice,...
News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy. Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...
In a major embarrassment for the Ministry of Defence, the new head of the British Army, General Sir Baldrick Brick-Shithouse, has been forced to purchase a new XXXXL uniform, due to the ever increasing size of his girth; and this comes only days afte...
Whilst the British military have allowed openly gay service for just over a decade, many gay soldiers serving in the armed forces continue to report widespread examples of bullying, intimidation and general 'mickey-taking'. In order to combat this...
In order to protect the civilian population in Afghanistan, General Patreus has Re-issued American forces with paint ball guns. "I will not tolerate Civilian casualties," he was heard ranting and raving in his two thousand dollar a night condo. Ameri...
NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama and the "First Mama" were in San Francisco attending The 41st Annual Gay Art Display and Sex Organ Exhibit. He was asked about the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. He shook his head and replied that he is kinda fed up talk...
Cardinal Tony Blare, former British Prime Minister and now a roaming sage, has brokered a deal between the Pope and the British Government to encourage the use of the gradual withdrawal method of contraception for returning male personnel from Afghan...
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