Puting the backbone back into Britain

Funny story written by galgar

Sunday, 17 October 2010

The government's latest proposal to bring back conscription is being welcomed in most circles. Putting the backbone back into Britain will be the official government slogan for the campaign and the proposals are expected to become law during the current parliamentary session.

However, the unemployed British yobs are most unhappy at the thought of being taken off the streets to be deprived of their ability to vandalise and abuse and many say they will simply refuse to comply with the new law. One youth said that he would far rather go to jail than be conscripted because he enjoys the food inside (choice of five dishes on the main menu)all the latest computer games and a cheap and plentiful supply of drugs. He could also have a lie in whenever he wished and never have to dodge enemy bullets.

So what can be done with the dissenters, stop their benefits? Not likely because they'll sue and most probably make thousand out of the honest taxpayer with the aid of an out of touch judge.

The only answer to that kind of attitude is to repeal the ridiculous human rights legislation that is being used to the benefit of scroungers and invaders at a huge cost to the honest workers then the scroungers will not be able to use the law to their advantage.

The long term view of the controversial government think tank is to stop the wrong people breeding by cutting out family allowance all together. If you can't afford to support kids...don't have em. It's all common logic after all.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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