Intelligence experts in Moscow and London are puzzling over whether the lovely Anna Chapman has been acting as a Double Agent in her dramatic spy activities. A clue has been discovered because of her urgent coded message to Channel 4 to put her on...
Manchester - (Goldenballs): A high court judge threw out a pernicious £4.3 million swimsuit today that was aimed at Man U striker Wayne Ruini. Judge Brendan Hegarty QC said the argument about (World) Cup sizing was irrelevant because the footballi...
Famed Russian spy Anna Chapman says she will be paid over one million dollars by a certain U.S. magazine to pose for a new calendar for next year. Anna basically says that she never had much to report for her spying efforts even though she sought...
Moscow - (Na Zdrawie!): France's Premiere Madame has tested DNA positive for being Anna Chapman's mother, KGB sources said today. That makes the failed 'Ukranian' spook a 99.9% contender for Silvio Berlusconi's grand-daughter, sparking fears of ye...
In a pitiful action Britain has given in to Russian pressure and stopped the beautiful spy Anna Chapman coming back to Britain. Her lover, Raoul Moat, knew she wasn't going to return and took his own life after being teased about it by heartless p...
United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
CHICAGO - Oven Biscuits Magazine, one of the leading authorities on men's magazine publications has just announced that the recent issue of PlayGuy Magazine which featured Russian spy Anna Chapman has sold more copies than any other issue in the maga...
London - (Wackjobs): CIA officials have given UK anti-terror cops the holy grail of the God's Banker conspiracy smoking guns. A two day debriefing of Sarah, Duchess of York's birth daughter Anna Chapman has confirmed the very worst. Far from ba...
M25 Corridor - (BOGOF News): A secret MI5 whorehouse - er...safehouse! - debriefing has stunned anti-terror cops. Two of the Anna Chapman-swop Russian spies have grassed up a dissolute band of renegade organic produce peddlers behind Charles' Dac...
With everything up for sale, trade or barter, US President Barack Obama has said to have floated yet another human trafficking scheme, this time to Italy's beleaguered president Silvio Berlusconi. Following the hush-hush hurry up deal to get Anna...
LOS ANGELES - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that porn king Ron Jeremy will star with Russian spy Anna Chapman in the x-rated motion picture Spy On My Pecker. Jeremy, who has app...
Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...
Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...
LONDON - A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Edinburgh, who wished to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, has stated that he has seen the highly classified files on both Russian spy Anna Chapman and crazed criminal Raoul Moat and both most definitely...
BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Chapman, winked and pointed ou…
Well, well, well, Katy Perry will not be pleased. Russel Brand, famed for his sexual activities, has been caught up in allegations (which I've totally fabricated of course) of being seen taking an afternoon nap with Anna Chapman, the Russian recently...
London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic. And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence: Is KGB spook Anna Chapma...
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