Redheaded Spy Anna Chapman To Do Special 2011 Calendar For US, European Markets

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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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"This Would Be A Good Pose!"

Famed Russian spy Anna Chapman says she will be paid over one million dollars by a certain U.S. magazine to pose for a new calendar for next year.

Anna basically says that she never had much to report for her spying efforts even though she sought them out with gusto.

"We WOULD have to get caught just as Al Gore got all horny. Bet he could have delivered a mouthful, if you will excuse the pun."

Anna still has her Facebook up and running as of yesterday. The 'party girl' (now we know which party) status was updated on July 13th with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" which may be the sum total of her life here in New York City.

Several people have already sent her messages, usually signing them with the names of legendary spies from books and movies.

As far as the calendar goes, she posted that no one will be disappointed. "none of them have ever been." But she would not list any names she received information from, here in the U.S.

"That's because the fatheads and fat bellies never had much to say. But they had some great Clinton-Bush-Obama stories."

So is a book coming out in the near future?

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