Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

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Friday, 9 July 2010

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A Vagina Disguised As A Food Item.

Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying.

And having a ginger vagina.

Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions here - she can't sue from Moss Cow) sucked a man off several times in a bedroom, didn't object as a New York judge passed sentence.

So it's back to Moss Cow for the ginger bitch with British connections. Where she will probably grow old really quickly - unless she's good at gymnastics. Or sprinting.

Or even high jumping.

They like their athletes in Russia. Whereas here in the West, most men are only interested in the vagina.

Anna Chapman has expressed amazement that men the world over are interested in her carefully constructed kebab. She doesn't seem to get it.

"Why?" she asked reporters at JFK International Airport. "Why would people be remotely interested in my vagina? It's the same as any other woman's. When I piss - I shake the lettuce afterwards, just like all women. When I have had relations, I wash it so that it is not malodorous.

"This is all relating to those Spoof people who are more obssessed with the vagina than is the British comedic actor, Russell Brand. They are sad people. They have speculated about my sexual activities beyond all reason. Just for their information, I like to be fucked real hard doggy style, with the man's hand on my forehead pulling my head back. I don't hold with that hair pulling, ass slapping crap. And most of these Spoof writers look like they've only got one good fuck in 'em - and that's the one holding them together."

A noted Spoof writer, bee keeper and raven wrangler from the Tower Of London, Henry Eighth quipped:

"Okay, so she's ginger - but she'd be better advised that she give me head, rather than the other way round. If she's got a lovely dribbly vagina, more power to her."

A consortium of Spoof writers promised to stop mentioning vaginas in their work as soon as the public fascination for halibut scented noshing treats goes into decline.

In the meantime - the vagina stories just keep on coming.

Although whether they also simultaneously squirt, is a matter of opinion.

More as we get it.

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