Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 11 July 2010

image for Spooks probe Anna Chapman's Vatican Bank accounts
Whyever did I get in bed with this godawful redhead??

London - (Wackjobs): CIA officials have given UK anti-terror cops the holy grail of the God's Banker conspiracy smoking guns.

A two day debriefing of Sarah, Duchess of York's birth daughter Anna Chapman has confirmed the very worst.

Far from bankrupting the Vatican the collapse of various spoof banks such as Lemon Brothers, Northern Crock, Cuntts & Co and Allied Arab Skank has enriched the Papal thiefdom beyond its wildest dreams.

Chapman was caught after five years of KGB expenses fiddles were monitored by the FBI.

The worst of these was claiming for a $10,000 'duck house' for her Upper Eastside condo roof garden.

The rooftop erection was her favorite haunt for entertaining various UK celeb wackjobs including Royal Freak Hospital MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield.

FBI sources today said they thought that Princess 'Little Miss Muffet' Eugenie is probably Wakefield's daughter.

Chelsy Davy is wanted in London for spreading malaria.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Anna Chapman




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