London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic.
And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence:
Is KGB spook Anna Chapman a notorious agent provocatrice who whipped up UK home-grown wackjobs into the lethal bombing rampage of 7/7?
Anti-terror cops flying out to New York this week hope their allocated bit of face time will yield vital clues.
And confirm the worst feared scenario that a hornet's next of renegade KGB operatives has really been running Great Britain since 1953.
Chapman is being held in a maximum security detention centre located at a secret FBI facility under New York's Hudson River.
Her alleged KGB boss might be Zimbabwean lawyer Chelsy Davey.
Prince Harry is shitting bricks.
