Written by queen mudder

Monday, 5 July 2010

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Single strand giveaway??

London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic.

And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence:

Is KGB spook Anna Chapman a notorious agent provocatrice who whipped up UK home-grown wackjobs into the lethal bombing rampage of 7/7?

Anti-terror cops flying out to New York this week hope their allocated bit of face time will yield vital clues.

And confirm the worst feared scenario that a hornet's next of renegade KGB operatives has really been running Great Britain since 1953.

Chapman is being held in a maximum security detention centre located at a secret FBI facility under New York's Hudson River.

Her alleged KGB boss might be Zimbabwean lawyer Chelsy Davey.

Prince Harry is shitting bricks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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