LOS ANGELES - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that porn king Ron Jeremy will star with Russian spy Anna Chapman in the x-rated motion picture Spy On My Pecker.

Jeremy, who has appeared in over 28,000 skin flicks, says that he is really looking forward to working with the extremely attractive lady from Russia.

He noted that he has seen dozens of photos of Anna's vagina and it looks like she will certainly fill the bill.

When told of the possibility that Ms. Chapman may be going to prison, Jeremy simply smiled and said that it would be no big deal as he has connections with just about every warden in the United States.

Ron said that when Paris Hilton was in imprisoned in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles, he was able to complete filming his x-rated film, I See London, I See Paris, France.

Jeremy was asked if he would be using a stunt double for some of the more intimate sex scenes as he has at times in the past.

The king rolled his eyes and said, "Hell no. Every lusciously delicious intimate part of Ms. Chapman will be all mine...but in the name of motion picture producing of course.

In other news. Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter, the GOP princess has said that the rumors of her being addicted to oats and hay are positively not true.