Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 15 July 2010

image for Roony defeats former KGB secret agent in £4.3 million swimsuit
Expensive flop about cup sizing

Manchester - (Goldenballs): A high court judge threw out a pernicious £4.3 million swimsuit today that was aimed at Man U striker Wayne Ruini.

Judge Brendan Hegarty QC said the argument about (World) Cup sizing was irrelevant because the footballing legend's cross dressing proclivities where neither here nor there.

Rooney and his missus Coleen had fought paying off a former agent who said that creaming off the top 20% of any contracts was his lawful bread and butter.

The footballer also vehemently denied being KGB femme fatale Anna Chapman's twin brother despite looking like a dead ringer.

Disgraced Russian spook Anna's early career as a swimsuit model took off in 2000 during a Playbuoy photoshoot on the Bikini Atoll.

Boris Berezhovsky is a DD-cup.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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