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Funny story: Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's. Jackie, as the...

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Funny story: "To Catch A Predator's" Chris Hansen Caught With His Pants Down

"To Catch A Predator's" Chris Hansen Caught With His Pants Down

PALM BEACH, Florida - The man who makes his living being the nation's number one undercover sleuth has himself now been caught with his pants down under the covers so to speak. Chris Hansen, who stars in the reality show To Catch A Predator was ca...

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Funny story: Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...

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Funny story: Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Shamed Man Utd player Ryan Giggs is facing more criticism in the media after his second cousin's wife Rhondda Evans told a tabloid that she had been forced to undertake intensive counselling after realising that she was one of the few female relation...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress That's all I read of a headline in a 'daily' today. Well, I thought to myself, naturally the affair WOULD be with a mistress, unless it was a fella. I didn't bother reading the whole article because, quite frankly, most of those so called 'celebs' are doing 'it' with anyone, everywhere, anyway they can these days. Don't kid yourselves. They'...

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Funny story: New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

In a recent interview with David Brody on CBS, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said of his past extramarital affairs, "There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked fa...

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Funny story: Nokia Cheating on Microsoft with Google?

Nokia Cheating on Microsoft with Google?

PALO ALTO, CA - After news emerged that Nokia would use Microsoft's Windows Phone Seven OS, Nokia has been caught in a scandalous affair. The company, which has arguably made the best handsets in the world since the 90s, and still owns over 70% of...

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Funny story: Mark Sanchez nearly wiped out by a predatory woman

Mark Sanchez nearly wiped out by a predatory woman

EVOLUTIONARY DEAD END- Eliza Kruger an adult female comes close to destroying NFL hero, Mark Sanchez, by violating his privacy rights and exposing an affair. Kruger cunningly talks online that she had sex with quarterback Mark Sanchez by seducing...

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Funny story: Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Frozen Icicle newspaper has just printed a story dealing with the relationship between Todd Palin, husband of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Todd's longtime fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka. Zapalicka, 28, has been descri...

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Funny story: David Cameron denies affair with model Bailey-Jay Granger

David Cameron denies affair with model Bailey-Jay Granger

British Prime Minister David Cameron has denied having an affair with a famous internet model named Bailey-Jay Granger and said he would resign if he was caught lying about it. Mr Cameron who is well known for trying to build an uncommon personali...

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Funny story: An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of the "Iceberg" state are still somewhat sketchy but it appears that a reliable, unnamed, unknown, and unpaid source has revealed that she has heard that Mr. Sarah Palin, aka Todd Palin may have received an illeg...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Wednesday night our colleagues at WikiSquirts New York Bureau happened upon a bizarre (and frankly disturbing) sight at the swanky eatery davidburke & donatella on Manhattan's Park Avenue. At first glance, it appeared to be a much older man...

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Funny story: 8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

1. Call your husband every half hour to make sure he's not with a woman. 2. Wear sweatsuits, housecoats, and the most unsexual clothing you have so that your husband knows you've only got eyes for him. If you can, try to gain weight so that other gentlemen don't hit on you and threaten your marriage. (*Don't get too fat, don't be stupid about it) 3. Join a book club. If you're reading a good...

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Funny story: Girls, These Affairs Need to Pay Off Soon

Girls, These Affairs Need to Pay Off Soon

OK, let's come to order. We have a full agenda tonight and I have to be out of here in an hour to get ready for my date with the senator. He's taking me to the French embassy for a Franco-American appreciation wine and cheese party and I've let the National Enquirer know about it but I doubt they'll send anyone. The guy's a backbencher who'll probably not run for reelection next year, so who cares...

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Funny story: Laurie David Says Al Gore Was Planting Trees, Not Planting His Pole In Her

Laurie David Says Al Gore Was Planting Trees, Not Planting His Pole In Her

Laurie David, the wife of television icon Larry David, is a social activist for Environmental issues. She is also now accused of having an affair with former Vice President Al Gore that ended his forty year marriage to wife Tipper. At a press con...

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Funny story: Tiki Gets Shaggy with his Babysitter, Claims: "It wasn't me!"

Tiki Gets Shaggy with his Babysitter, Claims: "It wasn't me!"

Tiki Barber the ex NFL NY Giant and current television midget is testing the adage of 'blood is thicker than water' by tossing his twin brother Ronde under the babysitter bus. Recent news has revealed that Tiki was prowling in Tiger's woods with...

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Funny story: Bob Timpson 'Not Ready For Love'

Bob Timpson 'Not Ready For Love'

Bob Timpson, the famous celebrity builder in Leicester, says he is not ready for love, in a sensational outburst following the split from long time girlfriend Natalie Lyle. The celebrity, who made his name when he auditioned for Big Brother, but w...

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